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Bob, an unsuspecting suburbanite, stumbled upon a yard sale in his neighbor's driveway. Little did he know, his neighbor, Mr. Thompson, had recently retired from a career as an arms dealer. The yard was filled with peculiar items like camouflage lawn gnomes and bullet-shaped bird feeders. Bob, with his dry
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Martha, the neighborhood's beloved baker, decided to organize a charity bake sale. Unbeknownst to her, her neighbor, former arms dealer Mr. Smith, misunderstood the event's purpose. He arrived with trays of cookies shaped like pistols and cupcakes decorated with edible bullet casings. Martha, with a puzzled expression, remarked, "I wanted
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In a quaint town, two rival ice cream truck drivers, Benny and Jerry, unknowingly entered an escalating arms race. Both decided to outdo each other in attracting customers by adding outrageous features to their trucks. Benny's truck played the national anthem, and Jerry responded with a soft-serve machine that doubled
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At the International Furniture Expo, where comfort meets creativity, eccentric inventor Dr. Quirktastic unveiled his latest creation—the "Arms Dealer Deluxe" massage chair. Unveiling his invention with flair, he announced, "Say goodbye to stress as this chair melts away tension and possibly international conflicts." The crowd, expecting an ordinary massage chair,
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You know, I was thinking the other day about the term "arms dealer." What a job title, right? I mean, imagine introducing yourself at a party, "Hi, I'm Dave, I'm an arms dealer." Cue awkward silence and people inching away slowly. But you know what's even more bizarre? How do
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I wonder if there's an arms dealer's etiquette guide. You know, like, how to negotiate a deal while maintaining eye contact and not accidentally setting off a missile. Or maybe they have a book on proper thank-you notes for receiving a shipment of tanks. And imagine their version of "bring
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I wonder what an arms dealer's family reunion is like. You've got Uncle Frank showing off his new rocket launcher in the backyard, Aunt Sally swapping recipes for homemade explosives, and grandma reminiscing about the good ol' days of smuggling. And family discussions must be something else. "So, Billy, what
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I wonder, do arms dealers have their own version of a fashion line? You know, instead of Gucci or Prada, it's AK-47s or rocket launchers? I can just picture it: "This season, camouflage is really in. And for the discerning arms dealer, we have a new line of bulletproof suits
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I met an arms dealer who was great at yoga. He could really handle the tension!
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What do you call a group of arms dealers in a band? The Trigger Happy Quartet!
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Why did the arms dealer enroll in a cooking class? To learn how to handle the heat!
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Why did the arms dealer switch careers to become a tailor? He wanted to make a killing in suits!
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Why did the arms dealer become an artist? Because he wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the arms dealer start a landscaping business? He wanted to make a killing in the market!
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Why did the arms dealer go broke? Because he lost his grip on the market!
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Why was the arms dealer always calm? He knew how to keep things under control!
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I bought a used tank from an arms dealer, but it had too many miles on it. Guess I'll have to tread carefully.
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I tried to buy a second-hand missile launcher, but it just didn't rocket the way I hoped.
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Why did the arms dealer start brewing coffee? He wanted to sell weapons of mass caffeination!
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How did the arms dealer make his employees work harder? He gave them a little extra ammo-tivation!
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Why did the arms dealer become a comedian? He wanted to arm people with laughter!
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I asked an arms dealer if he knew any good jokes. He said, 'Sure, but they're all weaponized humor!
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What do you call an arms dealer who's also a musician? A firearm-onica player!
The Ethical Arms Dealer
Trying to be morally upright in a shady business
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I'm so ethical, I sell guns with a 'return to sender' option. Not sure if FedEx stole my idea or if I should reconsider my target audience.
The Rookie Arms Dealer
Trying to sound tough but being clueless
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My first day, I said, 'I'm locked and loaded with the best.' Turned out, I was just stuck in the bathroom with a jammed door.
The Arms Dealer Who's Over It
Exhausted with the constant demand and scrutiny
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They say 'the pen is mightier than the sword.' But have you seen the profit margin on a sword? I'd happily sell a hundred pens for that!
The Technologically Savvy Arms Dealer
Dealing with outdated weapon requests
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Someone asked if I had a 'state-of-the-art' weapon. I said, 'Absolutely!' and handed them a rock. Hey, it was 'state-of-the-art' in the Stone Age!
The Love-Struck Arms Dealer
Balancing a love life with an unconventional career
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I proposed to my partner with a ring. It was a 'ring' of firework explosives. Let's just say, it was a proposal they won't forget, or forgive.
Arms Dealer's Relationship Advice
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So, the arms dealer tried to give me relationship advice the other day. He said, Just like choosing the right gun, it's all about finding the perfect caliber of love. I thought, Great, now I need a ballistic chart for my dating life!
Arms Dealer, the Unofficial Matchmaker
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You know, I met this guy the other day who calls himself an arms dealer. I thought, Great, now even my weapons have a better love life than I do! He's out there connecting missiles and making sure bullets find their soulmates. I can barely get a date for Saturday night!
Arms Dealer's Discount Dating Service
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I heard the arms dealer has diversified his business. Now, not only can you get a rocket launcher, but he also throws in a free matchmaking service. Nothing says romance like a discount on an AK-47 and a dinner reservation for two at a warzone!
Arms Dealer's Wedding Planner
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I hired the arms dealer as my wedding planner. He said, We'll make it a blast! I thought he meant a great party, but turns out he was talking about literal explosions during the ceremony. Who knew till death do us part could be so literal?
Arms Dealer's Marriage Proposal
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My friend got proposed to by an arms dealer. He got down on one knee and said, Will you be the bullet to my gun? I guess love is like a loaded weapon – it can be explosive and potentially dangerous.
Arms Dealer's Wedding Registry
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I found out the arms dealer has a wedding registry now. Forget toasters and blenders; they're registering for tactical gear and bulletproof vests. Nothing says eternal love like a set of matching flak jackets.
Arms Dealer's Relationship Counselor
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I tried couples therapy with the arms dealer. He asked us to express our feelings through a symbolic exchange of grenades. Let me tell you, it didn't end well. On the bright side, at least the therapist had experience in explosive relationships.
Arms Dealer's Speed Dating
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I went to an arms dealer's speed dating event last week. It was intense! Instead of small talk, people were discussing their favorite firearms. I overheard someone say, I love a good sniper rifle, and I'm also looking for a long-range relationship.
Arms Dealer's Romantic Getaway
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I asked the arms dealer for a romantic getaway recommendation, and he suggested a scenic war zone. He said, The sound of gunfire and explosions is the perfect backdrop for a candlelit dinner. I think I'll stick to beaches and sunsets, thanks.
Arms Dealer's Relationship Status
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I saw the arms dealer update his relationship status on social media. It said, It's complicated – my heart belongs to high-caliber ammunition, but I'm open to a fling with surface-to-air missiles. Well, at least he's honest about his commitment issues!
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I tried to make small talk with an arms dealer once. Asked him if he liked gardening. He looked at me and said, "I prefer planting seeds of destruction." Well, I guess we all have our hobbies.
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Ever notice how arms dealers always seem to have the best poker faces? I tried playing poker with one once. Every time he got a good hand, he'd just look at me and say, "You might want to fold, buddy.
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I saw an arms dealer at the grocery store the other day, comparing different brands of canned beans. I guess even they need to stock up for the apocalypse, right? Gotta have a well-balanced diet, explosions included.
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You know, arms dealers are the real fashionistas of the criminal underworld. They can turn a bulletproof vest into a runway-worthy ensemble. It's all about accessorizing with a hint of danger.
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I was at the arms dealer convention the other day. Surprisingly, they had a strict "no hands-on" policy. I mean, come on, I just wanted to try out the latest in rocket launcher technology. Is that too much to ask?
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You ever notice how arms dealers are the only ones who can use the phrase "business is booming" without any hint of irony? Meanwhile, my business is struggling, and I can't even sell a lemonade stand in the neighborhood.
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I asked my arms dealer friend if he could recommend a good self-defense class. He looked at me and said, "Why bother learning karate when you can just press the 'fire' button?
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You know you're an arms dealer when your business card has a tagline that says, "Bringing people together, one gun at a time.
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I recently met an arms dealer who told me he had connections everywhere. I asked him if he could get me a discount on a blender. He looked at me and said, "Sure, but only if it comes with a detachable grenade feature.
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