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Have you ever tried giving directions to someone using architectural terms? "Turn left at the contemporary glass facade, go straight past the postmodern sculpture, and if you reach the Brutalist monolith, you've gone too far." GPS should come with an architecture degree.
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You ever notice how architects always use fancy terms like "aesthetic coherence" and "spatial harmony"? I just want my house to be cozy and not fall apart. I don't need a symphony of spatial aesthetics; I need a roof that doesn't leak.
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Architects are like the wizards of the real world. They can take a simple blueprint and turn it into a magical structure. I bet they have a secret spell for making sure buildings don't collapse during construction.
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Architects must have a love-hate relationship with stairs. On one hand, they add a dynamic element to a building, but on the other hand, they're like, "Great, now I have to figure out how to make this staircase both functional and a work of art.
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I admire architects for their ability to see potential in empty spaces. Meanwhile, I struggle to see potential in my fridge when it's almost empty. Maybe I should hire an architect to redesign my leftovers.
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You ever notice how architects design these amazing, innovative buildings, but when it comes to drawing a simple house on paper, it's always a perfect square with a triangle on top? Like, are we living in a world of high-tech Legos?
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Architects must have a sixth sense for finding the most inconvenient locations for light switches. I swear, every time I enter a room, I feel like I'm on a quest to discover the hidden switch behind a piece of modern art.
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I asked an architect why buildings have so many windows nowadays. They said it's to connect people with nature. I guess my apartment is trying to connect me with the nature of my neighbor's TV. Thanks, architect, for the nature sounds and reality shows combo!
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I was talking to an architect friend the other day, and they said they spend hours choosing the perfect shade of white for walls. I didn't even know there were different shades of white! I just thought it was "white" or "not white.
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