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The Architect in a Suburbia Dilemma
Balancing avant-garde designs with neighborhood association rules.
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My client said they want a house that blends in. So, I proposed a chameleon-inspired home that changes color with the seasons. They didn't go for it, claiming they just wanted beige. Beige? The only color a chameleon can't change into!
The Frustrated Architectural Intern
When your brilliant ideas get overshadowed by the boss's obsession with triangles.
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I suggested adding a slide to our office for a quick exit. Boss said, "No, we're architects, not kids." I think he missed the memo that I'm just trying to make our workplace a little more fun. Who wouldn't want a meeting room with a slide entrance?
The Architect Turned Detective
Solving the mystery of who keeps moving the furniture in your designs.
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I installed a hidden camera to catch the furniture rearrangers in the act. Turns out, it was the dog. I never considered that my designs needed to be pet-friendly and resistant to spontaneous canine interior decorating.
The Overambitious Architect
When your dreams of designing the next Taj Mahal clash with your budget.
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I asked my client if they wanted a house with a view. They said, "Yes, of the ocean!" I said, "Great, I can get you a nice poster of the ocean to hang in your basement. Budget-friendly, right?
The Paranoid Architect
Constantly worrying about the structural integrity of your own home.
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The other day, I saw a crack in the wall, and I swear it was mocking me. I shouted, "You think you're so funny, huh? Well, let's see how you like it when I tell people you're just a drywall trying to be the star of the show!
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