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I love technology, but can we talk about how much we appreciate it for the smallest things? My phone autocorrects a misspelled word, and suddenly I'm acting like it wrote a Shakespearean sonnet. "Oh, you fixed 'ducking'? I appreciate you, phone. You're the real MVP." And let's not forget GPS. It's like having a personal chauffeur, but we don't appreciate it enough. I miss a turn, and it's like, "Recalculating route." I half-expect it to say, "No worries, buddy. We got this. I appreciate you trusting me with your destination."
I appreciate technology too, but let's keep it real. Siri's not a life coach, and Google Maps isn't a therapist.
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Social media has turned us into appreciation addicts. You post a picture, and suddenly your self-worth is determined by the number of likes. It's like, "I got 50 likes on my cat picture. I am a god among men!" And don't even get me started on the 'thank you for the likes' posts. "Just wanted to take a moment to appreciate each and every one of you for the 137 likes on my pancake breakfast pic." I'm thinking, "It's a pancake, not a Picasso. Calm down."
Let's appreciate the real achievements in life, not just the virtual thumbs up. If I wanted validation, I'd become a Facebook status.
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Have you noticed how we've replaced genuine appreciation with emojis? I mean, back in the day, if someone gave you a compliment, you'd smile or say thanks. Now, it's like, "You look nice today 😍💯." I'm thinking, "Are you genuinely appreciating my appearance, or did you just discover the emoji keyboard?" And let's talk about the thumbs up. It's the most passive-aggressive form of appreciation. You send a heartfelt message, pouring your soul into it, and what do you get? A thumbs up! That's like saying, "I acknowledge your existence, but I won't invest any more emotional energy into this conversation."
Can we bring back the good old days when a smiley face was enough to convey happiness? Now, it's a symphony of emojis just to say, "Nice haircut!
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You ever notice how people these days use the word "appreciate" for everything? Like, I held the door open for someone the other day, and they're like, "Oh, I appreciate it!" I'm thinking, "Whoa, I just opened a door, not saved you from a burning building." And don't get me started on emails. You send a simple email saying, "Hey, can you send me that report?" The response? "I really appreciate your prompt attention to this matter." I'm like, "It's a report, not a kidney donation!"
It's like we've become appreciation junkies. You know what I appreciate? A world where we appreciate the truly appreciable. I mean, save the big thank-yous for the heroes, not the guy who handed you a pen.
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