7 Jokes For Appreciate

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Updated on: May 11 2025

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I appreciate candles because they make every birthday cake a fire hazard celebration!
I appreciate people with a good sense of humor. After all, laughter is the shortest distance between two people—unless they're standing on a banana peel!
I appreciate my furniture because it's always there for me, especially my recliner.
I appreciate my smartphone because it knows more about me than my therapist does!
I appreciate coffee because it's the only thing I have a mugshot for every morning.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I appreciate the yeast I could do!
I appreciate my refrigerator because it keeps my food cool without judging my late-night snacks.

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