7 Jokes About American Healthcare

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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I told my doctor I have a fear of needles. He gave me a shot of whiskey and said, 'There, fear cured.
I asked my doctor if I should cut back on caffeine. He said, 'No, just get a smaller cup.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in three places. He told me to quit going to those places altogether.
I told my doctor I broke my finger in five places. He told me to stop going to those places too.
Why did the healthcare bill go to therapy? It had too many issues to process!
I told my therapist about my fear of hospitals. She said I have too many issues.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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