6 Jokes About American Healthcare

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, 'I know, right? I've been saying that for years!
Why did the doctor become a chef? He knew the recipe for good health!
I told my therapist I have a fear of aging. She said, 'Don't worry, it's a phase.
I asked my doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He told me, 'Your insurance only covers pills.
I tried to make a joke about health insurance, but the punchline wasn't covered.
My healthcare plan is like a Netflix subscription - I pay every month but rarely use it.

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