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What did the agne say to the cheese? You're grate, but I'm egg-ceptional!
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Why did the agne apply for a loan? It wanted to hatch a plan for its financial future!
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What's an agne's favorite dance? The salsa - it knows how to spice things up!
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Why did the agne break up with the onion? Because it couldn't handle the layers of emotion!
Agne's Ghostly Diet
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Agne is on this bizarre diet where she only eats foods that are transparent. She claims it's to connect with spirits on a higher level. Last time I checked, her refrigerator had nothing but clear jelly and translucent tofu. She's making Casper proud, I'll give her that!
Agne, the Psychic Ghost Whisperer
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You know, Agne thinks she's a psychic ghost whisperer. She swears she can communicate with the spirits from the great beyond. I asked her how she knew, and she said, The other day, I heard a 'wooooo,' and I knew it was my grandmother saying 'hi'! Agne, that's your ringtone!
Agne's Haunted Selfies
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Agne's social media is something else. She takes selfies in her supposedly haunted house, trying to capture ghostly apparitions. But every time, it's just blurry photos with a bunch of orbs that she swears are spirits. Agne, those are dust particles, not lost souls giving you a photoshoot!
Agne's Supernatural Pet
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Agne adopted a ghostly pet. She says it's a ghost dog, but I'm pretty sure it's just an empty leash she's dragging around. I mean, she's always saying, Sit, boy! Roll over! Beg! And I'm standing there thinking, Agne, I don't see anything!
Agne's Haunted Housewarming Party
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Agne recently threw a housewarming party, and boy, was it spooky! She insisted we all wear bedsheets and chains, claiming it was a themed party. I'll admit, when the lights flickered, I got scared until I realized it was just her trying to set the mood by switching off the breaker.
The Haunting of Agne
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You know, I once lived in this haunted apartment. Every night, I'd hear strange noises. I thought it was ghosts, but turns out, it was just Agne, my neighbor, trying to hit those high notes in the shower! I should've guessed when the ghostly wails were accompanied by an occasional off-key wooo!
Agne's Ghost Hunting Mishaps
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Agne is so into ghost hunting; she bought all this equipment claiming it'll help her detect paranormal activity. Last I heard, she was chasing her own shadow with a flashlight, convinced it was a poltergeist playing hide-and-seek. Agne, maybe it's time to call in the professionals!
Agne's Paranormal Romance
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Agne's dating life is like something out of a supernatural movie. She told me she's into ghosting, but not the kind that involves ignoring messages. No, no, she means actual ghosts! I hope she finds someone special who doesn't vanish into thin air, leaving her heart haunting for more.
Agne's Ghostly Fitness Routine
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Agne's trying out this new workout routine, inspired by ghosts. She calls it the Ectoplasm Exercise. Basically, it involves flailing your arms and legs wildly in the dark, trying to imitate a spirit's erratic movements. She's going for that ethereal look; I'm just worried she'll end up looking possessed!
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