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Agne is the universal password for pretending you know what's going on in a conversation. Nod your head, throw in an "Agne," and people will think you're an expert on quantum physics or cat memes.
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Agne is the word you use when you can't remember if you turned off the stove. You're halfway to work, and suddenly, "Did I agne the oven? Ah, it's probably fine. Hope the house doesn't summon any culinary spirits today.
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I tried to impress someone at the gym by lifting weights, but instead of a manly grunt, I accidentally let out an "Agne." Now I'm known as the guy who bench-presses with mysterious incantations.
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Ever notice how 'agne' is the perfect excuse for forgetting someone's name? "Hey, uh, Agne! Long time no see!" It's the ultimate brain glitch cover-up.
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Agne, it's like the sneeze you try to hold in during a meeting. You're sitting there, trying not to disturb anyone, and suddenly, "Agne!" Now everyone thinks you're summoning ancient spirits.
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I was at the store the other day, and the cashier asked me for my rewards card. I fumbled through my wallet, mumbled, "Agne," and handed over my library card. She just nodded, like, "Yeah, we totally offer discounts on late fees.
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Agne is like the secret handshake of adulthood. You walk into a room full of people your age, and you just say, "Agne," and suddenly you're all bonded by the shared struggles of bills and questionable life choices.
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You ever notice how 'agne' sounds like the kind of word you'd say when you stub your toe? "Ouch! Agne! Why do furniture corners hate me?
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Dating is like a game of 'Agne.' You're never quite sure if you're doing it right, but you hope the other person is too busy laughing at life's absurdity to notice.
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