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Why did the recovering adult become a math teacher? They wanted to add something positive to their life!
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Why did the recovering adult join a band? They wanted to face the music of life!
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Why did the recovering adult become a chef? They wanted to spice up their life!
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Why did the recovering adult bring a ladder to therapy? Because they wanted to take steps!
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What do you call a group of adults in recovery playing cards? A sobriety deck!
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Why did the recovering adult become a gardener? Because they wanted to bloom in recovery!
In Recovery, the phrase 'Take it Easy' becomes an extreme sport!
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You ever hear someone in recovery being told to take it easy? It's like telling a squirrel to relax during a nut shortage! Trying to take it easy in recovery is like trying to Netflix binge without the 'Are you still watching?' interruption – a noble pursuit, but almost impossible!
Recovery: The only place where 'I'm fine' means 'I've reached today's maximum capacity!'
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In recovery, I'm fine becomes the polite way of saying, I've hit my emotional quota for today; please don't ask me to adult anymore! It's like wearing a badge of honor while silently screaming for a break.
Recovery: Where 'Baby Steps' are celebrated more than a toddler's first words!
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Taking baby steps in recovery deserves more applause than a toddler saying mama for the first time! It's the small victories that count, like resisting that midnight ice cream craving or not arguing with the self-checkout machine at the grocery store.
Recovery: Where 'one step at a time' applies both metaphorically and literally!
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Recovery is a lot like trying to navigate a Lego minefield in the dark, but instead of Legos, it's life decisions. Each step forward feels like a win, but you're constantly looking down, cautiously stepping, hoping you don't trip over something unexpected – like a newfound craving for 2 am pizza deliveries!
Recovery Meetings: Where 'group therapy' meets 'who brought the best snacks?'
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You know you're in a room full of adults in recovery when the most heated debate isn't about emotional breakthroughs but about who brought the best snacks to the meeting! It's like a potluck where the main course is sharing stories, and the dessert is the satisfaction of not feeling alone in your madness.
Recovering Adults: AKA the world's most elaborate game of hide and seek!
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You ever notice how being an adult in recovery is like playing hide and seek? But instead of hiding, you're seeking where on earth you left your keys, your wallet, your sanity... It's like a constant scavenger hunt, but the prize is just getting through the day without misplacing something crucial!
Recovery's Best Accessory: The Coffee Mug with a Story!
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One thing you'll find in every recovering adult's home is the collection of coffee mugs with stories. Each mug is like a badge of honor, surviving through tough mornings and endless support group sessions. They're not just mugs; they're the silent heroes witnessing the evolution of your caffeine-fueled recovery journey!
Recovery: The only place where a '12-step program' is both a life guide and a dance move!
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In the world of recovery, a 12-step program isn't just a roadmap for healing; it's also the secret dance move you bust out when you finally conquer one of life's hurdles! You celebrate progress with twirls and steps more complicated than learning the Cha-Cha Slide!
Recovery Meetings: Where 'awkward silence' is the opening act!
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You know you're in a room full of adults in recovery when the silence is more awkward than your teenage years! It's like a game of emotional chicken; the first one to break the silence shares a story, and suddenly, it's a race to spill your guts before someone else does!
Recovery: Where 'self-care' means eating vegetables and occasionally remembering to shower!
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Self-care in recovery isn't all spa days and meditation; sometimes, it's just remembering to eat something green and realizing you haven't showered in two days. It's about embracing the small victories in personal hygiene and dietary choices!
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