5 Adults In Recovery Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 25 2025

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Shopaholics in Recovery

Resisting the urge to buy things you don't need.
Online shopping is the adult version of trick-or-treating. You fill your cart with goodies, and by the end, you're left wondering, "Why did I need all these things?

Coffee Addicts in Recovery

Trying to stay awake without that triple-shot espresso.
I asked my sponsor if I could have just one sip of coffee. He said, "Sure, if you want to start the 12 steps all over again.

Carb Lovers in Recovery

Navigating a world without bread, pasta, and pizza.
In recovery, the closest thing to a cheat day is staring at a picture of a donut for five minutes. It's calorie-free and disappointment-full.

Reality TV Addicts in Recovery

Facing life without dramatic rose ceremonies and kitchen makeovers.
I miss the days when my biggest life decision was choosing between "Love Island" and "Survivor." Now it's choosing between two-ply and three-ply toilet paper.

Phoneaholics in Recovery

Detoxing from constant screen time and notifications.
Deleting social media apps is the adult equivalent of finding out Santa Claus isn't real – it's a shock to the system, and you're not sure who to blame.

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