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One thing you learn in the world of adults in recovery is that everyone has a sponsor. It's like having a personal life coach, but instead of motivational speeches, they just remind you not to eat that second slice of cake.
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Ever notice how adults in recovery become experts in alternative beverages? They'll school you on the benefits of kombucha, debate the merits of almond versus oat milk, and proudly proclaim, "Water is my spirit animal.
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Adults in recovery have this uncanny ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about mindfulness. You could be talking about the weather, and they'd chime in with, "You know, the rain is like nature's way of cleansing the earth, man.
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There's something poetic about adults in recovery and their love for holistic remedies. I asked one of them about their secret to success, and they said, "I've replaced all my vices with essential oils. My house smells like lavender, and my soul smells like enlightenment.
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I recently attended an "adults in recovery" support group. The most common phrase there? "Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm addicted to ordering things online – especially things I don't need. My mailman now gives me judgmental looks.
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You know you're an adult in recovery when your idea of a cheat day involves switching from decaf to regular coffee. It's the small rebellions that keep us sane, or at least caffeinated.
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You know you're an adult in recovery when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 p.m. and binge-watching documentaries about the dangers of gluten.
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You're officially an adult in recovery when your idea of a shopping spree involves hitting up the local farmers' market for organic kale and artisanal goat cheese. Forget designer labels; give me that handcrafted, small-batch hummus.
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Have you ever tried to make plans with someone in recovery? It's like planning a military operation. "I can't do brunch on Sunday; I have my weekly crystal healing session. How about a green tea picnic on Tuesday at 3:33 p.m.?
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