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Did you hear about the activist who became a gardener? They wanted to change the world one seed at a time!
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Why did the activist bring a ladder to the protest? Because they heard it was a high-impact event!
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What do you call an activist who can play a musical instrument? A protest-and-strum enthusiast!
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Did you hear about the activist who opened a bakery? They're kneadful of change!
Activists Anonymous
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You know, there's a new support group in town called Activists Anonymous. They meet every week to discuss their addiction to causes. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is creating a hashtag for it.
Activist Superheroes
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Imagine if activists were superheroes. Captain Climate Change, fighting for a world without plastic. The Green Crusader, battling against deforestation. And of course, Wonder Recycler, with the power to turn your trash into treasure. Saving the day, one recycled punchline at a time!
The Yoga Activist
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I met a yoga activist who claimed that downward dog can solve all the world's problems. I tried it, and now I'm just stuck in a downward dog position with a looming existential crisis. Thanks, yoga activist!
Protesting Protests
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I heard there's a group of activists planning to protest protests. I mean, is there an echo in here, or did they just run out of things to protest? I can't wait for the counter-protest protest.
Vegan Activists at a BBQ
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Vegans and activists at a barbecue together is like a match made in culinary hell. The only thing they agree on is the importance of a good tofu skewer. You can feel the tension in the air, along with the aroma of charred vegetables.
Activist Dating Woes
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I tried dating an activist once. They were so passionate about everything, even our relationship had a cause. We broke up when they accused me of being unsustainably unromantic. I didn't recycle my love enough, apparently.
Overzealous Environmentalists
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I admire environmental activists, but some are a bit overzealous. I had a friend who insisted on composting everything, including our friendship. Sorry, I didn't realize our bond was supposed to be biodegradable.
Eco-Warriors at the Grocery Store
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I saw these activists at the grocery store the other day. They were inspecting each piece of fruit like it held the secret to saving the planet. I thought, Guys, calm down, the apples don't need your life story, they just want to be in a pie.
Recycling Overload
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I'm all for recycling, but some activists take it to the extreme. I asked my neighbor why he was recycling his pizza boxes one square inch at a time. He said he was saving the planet one cheesy bite at a time.
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