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You know, I was thinking the other day about activists. God bless them, right? They're out there fighting for a better world, one protest sign at a time. But I've noticed something interesting. Have you ever seen an activist trying to save the planet while holding the latest iPhone? It's like, "Save the Earth, but first, let me take a selfie with my non-biodegradable phone." I mean, come on, folks! It's the activist's dilemma—fighting against corporate greed with the latest gadgets. Maybe we should start an eco-friendly protest, where everyone communicates using carrier pigeons. Imagine the hashtags: #GoGreenWithFeathers.
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Have you ever witnessed the social media wars between activists? It's like a battle for who can be the most socially conscious. "I recycled my cereal box today." "Well, I upcycled mine and turned it into a birdhouse for a displaced sparrow family." It's all fun and games until they start comparing their carbon footprints like it's a competition. "Oh, you only have a carbon footprint of 5? I have negative 2. I'm literally planting trees in my sleep." I swear, if they put as much effort into saving the world as they do into winning the eco-friendly Olympics, we'd be living in a utopia by now.
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So, I met this overachieving activist the other day. I didn't even know that was a thing. This person is so committed to the cause that they don't just stop at saving the environment; they're on a mission to save everything. They're like, "I've already saved the whales, now I'm working on rescuing socks from being lost in the laundry." I admire the dedication, but at some point, you've got to draw the line. I suggested they take a break, maybe go on vacation. And you know what they said? "Vacation? That's just a fancy word for unpaid activism." Well, I guess I'll stick to my lazy weekends and leave the world-saving to the overachievers.
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I've noticed a correlation between activists and tofu. Hear me out on this one. Activists love tofu. I think it's because tofu is like the chameleon of the food world—takes on the flavor of whatever it's with. Activists are the same. Put them in a group, and suddenly, they're passionately supporting whatever cause is trending that week. One day it's climate change, the next it's saving the bees. I'm waiting for the day when they all unite for a massive tofu-themed protest. Picture this: "Tofu for Equality" signs and tofu burgers for everyone. Hey, if tofu can be versatile, so can activists.
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