5 Activists Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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The Slacktivist

Balancing online activism with the effort of clicking the "Donate Now" button
I wanted to be an activist, but my thumbs got tired. Now I just use my phone to order takeout and occasionally retweet something revolutionary.

The Vegan Activist

Convincing people that tofu is the answer to world peace
I asked a non-vegan friend to join my protest, and they said, "I'm all for activism, just not if it involves kale smoothies.

The Conspiracy Theorist Activist

Balancing protest signs and tin foil hat supply
I tried joining a protest, but they said my tin foil hat wasn't environmentally friendly. Now I'm torn between saving the planet and saving my thoughts.

The Anti-Social Media Activist

Trying to save the world without posting about it on social media
I tried starting a movement against oversharing on social media, but it didn't gain traction. Apparently, people prefer sharing pictures of their lunch over saving the world. Go figure.

The Environmental Activist

Resisting the urge to yell at litterbugs
They say every time you litter, a vegan activist sheds a tear. I'm not saying it's true, but my recycling bin is suspiciously full of tissue.

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