9 Jokes About Accomplishments

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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I achieved my childhood dream of being an astronaut. Well, at least in my video games.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I wanted to be an archaeologist, but my life keeps getting buried in paperwork.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I finally got around to writing a book on procrastination. It's due out next year.
I told my computer I wanted to be a millionaire. Now it's calculating how long it'll take to download wealth.
I finally learned to juggle. Now I'm juggling my responsibilities and a few oranges.
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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