6 Jokes About Accomplishments

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a banker because I need the dough.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I tried to be a stand-up comedian, but I kept sitting down during my performances.

I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I just finished a marathon, but I think I took a wrong turn. Now I'm in a supermarket.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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