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What's an absinthe's favorite holiday? St. Patrick's Day – it loves being the greenest one in the room!
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What's the absinthe's philosophy on life? Just keep things 'spirited' and you'll always be on the right path!
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Why did the absinthe get invited to all the parties? It knew how to bring the 'spirit' of celebration!
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Why did the absinthe start a band? It wanted to be the 'spirit' of the music!
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Why did the absinthe break up with the martini? It said the martini was too 'shaken' up about everything!
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Why did the absinthe refuse to play hide and seek? It didn't want to be 'hidden' too well, just enough to be seen but not found!
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Why did the absinthe refuse to share the spotlight? It said it wanted to be the sole 'spirit' in the room!
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Why did the absinthe go to therapy? It needed to resolve its issues with being too 'green' with envy!
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Why was the absinthe always the center of attention? It knew how to 'distill' the spotlight!
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