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Absinthe and the Time Machine
Trying absinthe for the first time and waking up in a different century.
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Absinthe is like a liquid DeLorean. One sip, and suddenly I'm explaining smartphones to people who still think the wheel is groundbreaking technology.
Absinthe and the Stand-up Comedy
Attempting stand-up comedy under the influence of absinthe.
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Absinthe is like a comedy coach. After a glass, I thought I was killing it on stage. The audience disagreed. I guess laughter is subjective, especially when you're the only one laughing.
Absinthe and the Detective
Trying to solve the mystery of the disappearing absinthe.
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Absinthe is the Sherlock Holmes of alcohol. You wake up, and the first mystery is, "Where are my keys?" Followed closely by, "Why is there a pineapple in my living room?
Absinthe and the Fortune Teller
Absinthe making you believe you can predict the future.
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Absinthe makes you see the future. Last night, I predicted I'd be surrounded by regrets in the morning. Turns out, my crystal ball was a shot glass, and the regrets were just a hangover.
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