6 Jokes About Abortions

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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I told my friend I was going to start a band called 'The Unexpected Pregnancies.' He said, 'That name is too unplanned!
Why don't aborted fetuses ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you've been spotted!
I asked the doctor if I could watch my wife give birth. He said, 'Sure, but not from the womb's perspective!
My girlfriend told me she's against abortion. I said, 'That's okay, I'm pro-choice when it comes to pizza toppings!
I told my friend I was going to a pro-life party. He said, 'Is it BYOB? Bring Your Own Baby?
My friend asked if I wanted to join an anti-abortion club. I said, 'No, I'm already part of the procrastinators' club!

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