9 A Girl U Like Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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I told the girl I like she should be a detective. She asked why. I said, 'Because you've caught my eye!
Why did the girl you like bring a broom to the party? She heard it was a sweepstakes for her heart!
Why did the girl you like become a chef? Because she knows how to spice things up – especially my feelings!
Why did the girl you like become a gardener? Because she knows how to make things grow – including feelings!
I told the girl I like that she should be an astronaut. She asked why. I said, 'Because you've taken my heart to a whole new world!
Why did the girl you like bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
I told the girl I like that I'm writing a novel. It's a romance, but so far, the plot is a bit one-sided.
I told the girl I like she should be a baker. She said, 'Why?' I replied, 'Because you've got the right recipe for my heart!
Why did the girl you like bring a ladder to the coffee shop? She heard the coffee was always a step above the rest!

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