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Crushes are like Wi-Fi signals. Sometimes the connection is strong, and you're riding the waves of hope. Other times, you're just left wondering if they've changed their password.
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Having a crush on someone is like trying to be a mind reader. You analyze their facial expressions and gestures, trying to decipher if they like you back. Spoiler alert: mind reading isn't as easy as they make it seem in the movies.
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Crushes are the masters of making you feel like a teenager again. Your heart races, you overthink every word, and suddenly you're back to passing notes in class. Except now, you're passing on the opportunity to talk to them like a mature adult.
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Ever have a crush on someone and suddenly become a detective? You start analyzing their social media like you're Sherlock Holmes. "Ah, here we have Exhibit A: a picture of them at a coffee shop. Coffee lover or just there for the ambiance? The mystery deepens!
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Having a crush is like starring in your own romantic comedy, except instead of witty banter and charming moments, it's more like a series of accidental tripping over words and awkward encounters. Ah, the Hollywood glamour!
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You ever have a crush on someone and your brain turns into a motivational speaker? "Today's the day, you're going to talk to them!" But by the time you muster up the courage, your brain's like, "Abort mission! I repeat, abort mission! Retreat!
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You know, having a crush on someone is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. You're twisting and turning, hoping that somehow, magically, all the colors align perfectly, but in reality, you're just left feeling puzzled and mixed up.
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Crushes turn you into a poet—suddenly, every mundane thing becomes a metaphor for your feelings. "The way they sip their coffee is like a delicate ballet of grace and elegance." Meanwhile, they're just trying not to spill.
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Having a crush on someone is like being a scientist conducting an experiment. You're constantly analyzing data: the way they smile, the frequency of their texts. You're just one step away from creating a PowerPoint presentation on "The Probability of Mutual Feelings.
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