5 A Friend&#39 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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The Constant Borrower Friend

Always borrowing stuff and conveniently forgetting to return.
I asked my friend if he could return the money he borrowed, and he said, "Sure, just add it to my tab." I didn't know I was running a bank for absent-minded friends.

The Social Media Addict Friend

Can't stop posting every aspect of their life.
I was telling my friend a secret, and he said, "Hold on, let me go live on Instagram for this juicy gossip." I can't trust anyone who thinks their life is a reality show.

The Overly Competitive Friend

Trying to one-up you in everything.
I mentioned I was going on vacation, and he said, "That's nice, I'm planning a trip to Mars. Beat that!

The Conspiracy Theorist Friend

Seeing conspiracies everywhere.
I told my conspiracy theorist friend that I met someone famous, and he goes, "That's just a hologram controlled by the Illuminati. You're talking to a toaster right now.

The Super Health Nut Friend

Judging your every meal choice.
I was drinking a soda, and he said, "Do you know how much sugar is in that?" I said, "Enough to make this conversation sweet.

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