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Why did the Slurpee apply for a job? It wanted to work in the cool industry!
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Why did the sandwich apply for a job at 711? It wanted to be a sub-employee!
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What do you get when you cross a 711 with a DJ? A convenience store that really knows how to turn up the beet!
711 – The Convenient Store Dilemma
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I went to a 711 the other day, and I swear, it's like they've mastered the art of placing everything at the most inconvenient spots. Need toothpaste? Sure, it's next to the slushie machine, because nothing says minty freshness like brain freeze.
711 – The Math Wizard’s Hideout
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711, that's the convenience store, right? I always feel like I'm entering some secret society for math wizards. The cashier's like, That'll be $7.11, and I'm thinking, Did I just accidentally enroll in a numbers-based Hogwarts?
711 – The Late-Night Confusion Hotspot
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Late at night, 711 becomes this confusing maze. You walk in for a snack, and suddenly, you're contemplating the meaning of life in the snack aisle. Do I want chips or enlightenment? Decisions, decisions.
711 – Where Dreams and Slurpees Collide
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711 is where dreams and Slurpees collide. I went in for a quick snack, and next thing I know, I'm sipping on a rainbow-colored Slurpee, thinking, Is this what dreams taste like, or did I accidentally mix all the flavors?
711 – The Art of Choosing a Slurpee Flavor
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Choosing a Slurpee flavor at 711 is a real test of character. It's like standing at the crossroads of your destiny, thinking, Do I go with classic cherry, or do I boldly venture into the wild world of blue raspberry? The choices we make define us.
711 – The Upgrade to Adulting
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Entering a 711 is like the adult version of finding Narnia. You step through the sliding doors, and suddenly, you're in a world where the choices are endless, the snacks are abundant, and the cashier gives you a knowing nod, as if to say, Welcome to the grown-up playground.
711 – My GPS Code or My Weekly Donut Budget?
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You ever notice how life is turning into one big numerical puzzle? I mean, my GPS is constantly throwing these codes at me, like Turn left on 711. Is that my next turn, or did I just stumble upon my secret donut budget for the week?
711 – The Midnight Snack Oracle
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711 is like the oracle of midnight snacks. You stand there, staring at the rows of chips and candy, and suddenly the cashier's voice echoes in your mind, Choose wisely, for the destiny of your midnight cravings depends on it.
711 – The Mystery of the Roller Grill
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You ever look at the roller grill at 711 and wonder, What kind of animal is that sausage made from? It's like a culinary magic trick – one moment it's a mystery meat cylinder, and the next, it's the reason you regret all your life choices.
711 – A Treasure Hunt for My Wallet
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Every time I go to 711, it's a treasure hunt for my wallet. They strategically place things at the counter, and I end up buying things I didn't even know I needed. I walked in for a Slurpee and left with a bag of beef jerky and a car air freshener shaped like a pine tree.
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