5 Jokes For 711

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Late-Night Munchies

The eternal struggle of deciding between hunger and convenience.
Late-night 711 runs are like a game of nutritional Russian roulette. You might leave with a salad or a hot dog that's been rotating on that grill since the invention of fire. It's a gamble, folks.

The Mystery Roller Grill

The boldness it takes to try anything from the roller grill.
I'm convinced that the roller grill at 711 is the place where food goes to audition for a horror movie. "It's not just a hot dog; it's a suspense thriller on a bun!

Impulse Purchase Olympics

Resisting the temptation to buy everything you didn't know you needed.
711 is the only place where you can turn a quick errand into a shopping spree without even realizing it. "I went in for a bag of chips and came out with a bag of chips, a magazine, and a neon-colored pen that I'm pretty sure I don't need but couldn't resist.

The Slurpee Conundrum

Choosing the right Slurpee flavor and the brain freeze that follows.
The Slurpee machine at 711 is like a DJ booth for beverages. "I'm just here, trying to mix my ideal Slurpee playlist. Berry blast with a hint of nostalgia and a brain freeze crescendo.

The Not-So-Express Checkout

Waiting in line behind someone with an endless list of lottery tickets.
The express checkout at 711 is a misnomer. "Express for who? The person in front of me who's playing the lottery like they're planning to retire tomorrow?!

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