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You ever talk to a 7-year-old kid? It's like having a conversation with a tiny philosopher who just discovered the wonders of the world. The other day, I asked my niece, "What's the meaning of life?" She looked at me dead in the eyes and said, "To eat ice cream every day." I mean, she's not wrong! Forget the complexities; sometimes, life is just about finding your favorite flavor.
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The curiosity of a 7-year-old is both adorable and exhausting. They ask more questions than a detective interrogating a suspect. The other day, my daughter hit me with, "Why is the sky blue?" I start explaining about wavelengths and scattering, and she interrupts with, "No, I mean, why THAT blue? Why not purple or zebra stripes?" Well, sweetheart, I guess Mother Nature has a favorite color palette.
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Let's talk about 7-year-old logic, where the rules are made up, and the points don't matter. My son tried to convince me that if he wore his underwear outside his pants, he'd be invisible. I told him, "Buddy, that's not how it works." He looked at me like I was the crazy one. Hey, if the kid wants to be the world's first superhero with fashion issues, who am I to stop him?
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Bedtime with a 7-year-old is like negotiating a peace treaty. They've got strategies that would make diplomats jealous. My kid hit me with the classic negotiation tactic the other night: "But Mom, what if I promise to go to bed early tomorrow?" It's like they're training for a future career in international relations. I'm just here trying to get them to sleep; they're planning world peace through compromise.
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