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The Teacher
Keeping the classroom focused amidst the chaos
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I asked my students what they want to be when they grow up, and one kid said, "A dinosaur." Well, kid, you might need a time machine for that career choice. I'm just hoping no one else declares they want to be a tax collector or a dentist.
The Concerned Parent
Balancing protection and independence
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My kid asked for a smartphone because "everyone has one." I said, "You're seven, who are you going to call, the tooth fairy?" Now, every night, I find my phone under their pillow with a note that says, "Call Tooth Fairy - Urgent!
The Birthday Party Planner
Balancing budget and a child's desire for the impossible
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Every birthday party comes with the challenge of accommodating all the allergies. One kid is allergic to nuts, another to gluten, and one apparently to anything green. So, the menu for the party is looking like a plate of air and water. Bon appétit, kids!
The Playdate Parent
Navigating the minefield of playdate politics
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The other day, my kid's friend came over, and they both decided they wanted to be pirates. Great, I thought, some harmless imaginary play. But then they started arguing about who gets to be the captain. I didn't sign up for a pirate mutiny in my living room.
The Confused Sibling
Grappling with the mysteries of the younger sibling's world
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My sibling asked me to help with their math homework, and I genuinely tried. But these new math strategies have me questioning my own existence. I asked, "What happened to carrying the one?" They looked at me like I suggested using a typewriter instead of a computer.
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