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Why did the 7-year-old bring a backpack to the restaurant? In case they wanted to have a 'packed' lunch!
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What do you call a 7-year-old who can do complicated math? A 'number whiz' kid!
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What do you call a 7-year-old who can play a musical instrument? A kid with perfect 'tune'age!
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Why was the math book sad when a 7-year-old opened it? Because it had too many problems!
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Why did the 7-year-old bring a suitcase to school? Because they wanted to 'pack' their bags for a great day!
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I told my 7-year-old that eating carrots improves your eyesight. Now he's convinced he's going to be the first superhero with night vision. Watch out, world, here comes 'Captain Carrot Eyes!'
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I asked my 7-year-old for fashion advice. He said, 'Wear mismatched socks, Mom, it's cool.' Now, I look like a walking abstract art project. Who knew my laundry skills would become a fashion statement?
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7-year-olds are like little detectives. They find things you didn't even know were missing. My son once found my old mixtape from the '90s and asked, 'Mom, were you a rapper?' No, sweetheart, just a very enthusiastic shower singer.
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You know you're dealing with a 7-year-old genius when they come up with questions like, 'If time travel is possible, why haven't I met a dinosaur yet?' Kid, if time travel was real, I'd go back to yesterday and find out where I left my sanity.
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7-year-old kids, they're like tiny conspiracy theorists. You tell them you have eyes on the back of your head, and suddenly, they're convinced you're the superhero without the cape. I tried it once, now I'm stuck being 'Super Mom' forever!
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I tried explaining taxes to my 7-year-old. He looked at me and said, 'So, basically, the government takes our money and gives us traffic cones in return?' Smart kid, he's already mastered the art of adulting.
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I tried teaching my 7-year-old about responsibility. Gave him a goldfish to take care of. Well, let's just say the fish now has a longer lifespan in the toilet bowl than it ever did in the fish tank.
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I asked my 7-year-old what he wants to be when he grows up. He said, 'a professional gamer.' I mean, back in my day, we aspired to be doctors or astronauts. Now, they're training for the digital Olympics!
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7-year-olds have this incredible ability to ask a million questions in just one minute. It's like living with a tiny talk show host. 'Mom, why is the sky blue? Why do cows moo? What's the meaning of life?' Slow down, kid, I'm still figuring out where I put my car keys!
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