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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, even with a 7-inch brain.
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What do you call a snowman with a 7-inch carrot nose? Well-endowed in the frost department.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of being stuck with 7-inch wheels.
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. At least it was 7 inches stylish.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it was a 7-inch vinaigrette.
The 7-Inch Legacy
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My ghostwriter handed me a note that just said 7 inch, and I thought, Am I writing jokes or leaving a small but memorable comedic legacy? It's not about the size; it's about how many laughs you can squeeze into those 7 inches. That's what I keep telling myself, at least.
The 7-Inch Conundrum
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You know, my ghostwriter handed me these notes that just said 7 inch. I thought, Great, now I've got material for a stand-up set, or I've accidentally stumbled upon someone's very specific online search history.
Size Matters... in Footlongs
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So, I got these notes, and I'm thinking, 7 inches, huh? That's not a measurement; that's a sub sandwich order. I walked into the hardware store asking for a 7-inch nail, and the guy handed me a turkey club. I mean, what's happening here?
The 7-Inch Myth
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You ever notice how everyone exaggerates size? Seven inches sounds impressive until you find out it's just the size of an average tablet. Now I'm worried my comedy career is just a 7-inch tablet in a world of 12-inch iPads. At least I can still fit in your pocket.
The 7-Inch Playlist
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My ghostwriter gave me a note that just said 7 inch, and I thought, Is this a stand-up set or a setlist for a really short concert? I'm up here trying to rock the crowd, and my playlist is shorter than my patience in a traffic jam.
The 7-Inch Snack
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My ghostwriter gave me a note that just said 7 inch, and I thought, Is this a stand-up set or a menu at a high-end restaurant? I don't know if I'm here to entertain or if someone's about to serve me an expensive appetizer.
The 7-Inch Upgrade
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My ghostwriter said, 7 inch. And I thought, Is this a comedy set or a product description? I don't know if I'm doing stand-up or getting a software update. Maybe life needs a patch, and I'm the 7-inch version with improved jokes and bug fixes.
7-Inch Weather Forecast
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So, I'm looking at these notes, and I'm wondering if I'm about to do a comedy set or if I should be checking the weather forecast. Today's forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of 7 inches. I'm not sure if I should grab an umbrella or a measuring tape.
7-Inch Reality Check
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Seven inches, they say. That's the average size of a human hand, by the way. So now I'm thinking, maybe these notes are just a reminder that no matter how big I think I am, I'm still just a handful for the world.
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