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You ever notice how everyone talks about size? Like, "Size matters," they say. And then there's me, with my 7-inch TV. I'm starting to think my TV's got a Napoleon complex. It's small but mighty! I tried to console it, told it, "Hey, size doesn't matter, it's about quality!" And you know what it did? It went ahead and proved it by delivering the sharpest picture I've ever seen... within its 7-inch confines!
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You ever notice how technology has its way of making things complicated? I mean, I asked my friend for a TV recommendation, and they're like, "Oh, get the 7-inch one!" I'm thinking, "Okay, that's manageable." So, I go online, and suddenly I'm bombarded with options for 70 inches, 75 inches... I'm like, "Where are these 7-inch wonders hiding?" Turns out, my friend was talking about a portable screen! Now I have a TV that's perfect for ants and a living room that feels like a movie theater. Ain't technology grand?
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You know, I recently bought a new TV. It was one of those fancy ones, you know, 7 inches! I was so excited to set it up, I called up a few friends to come over and watch a movie. They arrived, saw the TV, and their faces dropped. One friend asked, "Is that a TV or a phone screen?" I mean, who knew that 7 inches could cause so much confusion? I felt like I accidentally ordered a TV for ants!
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So, I was at the store, looking at TVs, and the salesperson pitches this incredible 7-inch TV. They're going on and on about its features, the resolution, the sound quality, and I'm thinking, "Alright, but where am I supposed to watch, on a magnifying glass?" But then they assure me, "Sir, this TV is a miracle. It's not about the size, it's about the impact!" I brought it home, and you know what? That 7-inch miracle... made me feel like I was watching a blockbuster in IMAX!
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