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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Bedtime Chronicles
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Trying to get a 7-10 year old to bed is like trying to put a octopus into a sleeping bag. They have more energy than a caffeinated squirrel. But mom, I need to tell you about my day for the next three hours!
Kid Negotiations
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You ever try negotiating with a 7-10 year old? It's like sitting down for a business meeting with miniature dictators. I'll give you three more minutes of TV time if you agree to eat your broccoli. Final offer!
Fashion Police Cadets
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Ever let a 7-10 year old pick out their own clothes? It's like having a tiny fashion critic who thinks mismatched socks and superhero capes are the height of haute couture.
Snack Time Drama
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7-10 year olds take snack time very seriously. It's not just about eating; it's a high-stakes negotiation over who gets the last fruit snack. I've seen friendships crumble over a box of gummy bears.
Toy Negotiations
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Ever step on a Lego at 2 AM? It's like a secret initiation into parenthood. 7-10 year olds are the CEOs of the toy industry, and their strategic placement of tiny building blocks is their way of asserting dominance.
Playdate Politics
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Organizing playdates for 7-10 year olds is a diplomatic mission. You have to navigate alliances, broker peace, and make sure everyone gets a turn on the swing without causing an international incident.
Secret Agents of Picky Eaters
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Feeding a 7-10 year old is like running a covert operation. They're secret agents of picky eating, analyzing every bite as if they're on a mission to save the world from broccoli invasion.
Tiny Philosophers
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Have you ever had a deep conversation with a 7-10 year old? They hit you with questions that make you question your own existence. Why is the sky blue? I don't know, kid, I'm still trying to figure out why I can't find matching socks.
Homework Hostage Situation
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Homework time with a 7-10 year old is a hostage situation. You're the negotiator, and they're holding their math problems ransom until you promise them extra screen time. Give me Minecraft or the division problems get it!
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