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Bedtime for a 7-year-old is a theatrical production that deserves an Oscar. The dramatic pleas, the sudden thirst for water, the emergency bathroom breaks – it's a masterpiece that rivals Shakespearean drama.
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Kids these days have more energy than a caffeinated kangaroo. I tried keeping up with a 7-year-old for a day, and by noon, I was ready to file for early retirement. They're like tiny tornadoes with a sugar rush.
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Have you ever tried to negotiate with a 7-year-old? It's like dealing with a tiny lawyer who specializes in bedtime loopholes. "But mom, the fine print clearly states that I get one more story if I finish my broccoli!
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The negotiation skills of a 7-year-old should be studied by world leaders. I've seen them turn a "no" into a "maybe" with the precision of a seasoned diplomat. Maybe they should handle international relations.
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Remember when you were a kid, and your biggest decision was choosing between the red or blue popsicle? Well, 7-10 year olds are out here making life-altering choices, like deciding which Pokémon is their spirit animal.
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7-10 year olds have this amazing ability to remember the most random details. Forget your anniversary, and they'll remind you of that time two years ago when you promised to buy them an ice cream cone.
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You know you're officially an adult when you start getting excited about going to bed early. Meanwhile, 7-10 year olds are out there having secret late-night meetings, discussing the latest developments in the world of stuffed animals.
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Trying to get a 7-year-old to clean their room is like asking a cat to tap dance. It's not gonna happen, and you'll probably end up with toys scattered everywhere, wondering where you went wrong in your parenting career.
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7-10 year olds are like tiny FBI agents. They can find a missing toy in the house faster than you can find your car keys. I'm convinced they have a direct line to the Toy Intelligence Agency.
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