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Have you ever tried having a conversation with a 7-year-old? They're like miniature philosophers. They drop these profound statements on you like they're dropping the hottest mixtape of the year. One time, I asked my niece what she wanted to be when she grows up, and she said, "Happy." I was expecting astronaut or doctor, but she hit me with some deep life goals. Now, I'm over here contemplating my life choices, wondering if I should have pursued a career in happiness.
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Let's talk about school. Remember those days when your biggest worry was whether you'd get a gold star or end up in time-out? 7 to 10-year-olds have a drama level that rivals Shakespeare. Playground politics is serious business. If you mess with the wrong crayon or trade your fruit snacks for the wrong Pokémon card, you might as well prepare for social exile. I miss those days. Now, if you mess with someone's coffee in the office, you're on the fast track to unemployment.
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Have you tried explaining technology to a 7-year-old? It's like trying to teach a cat to tap dance. They look at you with this mix of confusion and pity, like you're a relic from the past. I showed my nephew a VHS tape, and he asked if it was a 3D-printed movie. I felt ancient. Remember when our biggest tech problem was untangling cassette tapes? Now, it's updating software, dealing with constant notifications, and trying to convince Siri that, yes, I said 'pizza,' not 'pizzeria.
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You ever notice how 7 to 10-year-olds always complain about growing up? They're like, "I can't wait to be an adult." And I'm thinking, buddy, you're in for a surprise. I mean, what's so great about being a grown-up? You get bills, responsibility, and the constant fear that you left the oven on. When I was your age, my biggest worry was whether I could finish my homework before cartoons started. Now, it's like, can I finish my work before my boss notices I'm binge-watching cat videos?
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