8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For 5 word

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It thinks I need a Ctrl-Alt-Delete in aisle 5!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping for 5 days!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I need dough!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised in 5 different ways!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It thinks I need a Ctrl-Alt-Delete in aisle 5!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I need dough!

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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