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5 minutes early" is my superhero alter ego. But let's be real, 5 minutes late is my true identity. I like to keep people guessing.
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When someone says they'll be ready in "5 minutes," you might as well pack a lunch, watch a movie, and learn a new language while you wait. Time is relative, right?
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Ever try to explain a complex issue and notice someone's eyes glazing over after about "5 minutes"? Yeah, they're not interested; you've lost them to the void of indifference.
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5 missed calls" is a subtle way of saying, "Sorry, I saw your call, and I thought about answering, but then I remembered I have commitment issues.
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5-day weather forecast" is like playing Russian roulette with your wardrobe. Pack an umbrella, sunglasses, a parka, and flip-flops - you never know.
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5 more minutes" is the universal snooze button for life. Whether it's waking up or leaving a party, those extra 300 seconds are the ultimate procrastination bliss.
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The most suspenseful moment in cooking is waiting for the microwave to hit "5 seconds remaining." It's like a culinary countdown to a mediocre meal.
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You ever notice how "5 seconds" when you drop food on the floor becomes this precision timing exercise? It's like we're defusing a culinary bomb - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1... oh, it's still good!
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5-word text replies" are the cryptic hieroglyphics of modern communication. You can go from 'I love you' to 'k, cool, thx, u2' in record time.
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