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You know, they say brevity is the soul of wit. Well, I recently had a conversation with someone who took that to a whole new level. I asked them how their day was going, and they responded with just five words. Five words! Now, I'm not a mathematician, but that's
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I tried applying the five-word rule to my dating life. Yeah, that didn't go as planned. I took my date to a fancy restaurant, and the waiter handed us the menus. My date looked at me and said, "Food good, you choose, surprise." I thought, "Okay, I like surprises, why
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So, I tried the whole five-word conversation thing with my boss. Yeah, don't recommend it. I walked into his office, and he's like, "How's the project coming along?" And I thought I'd be all cool and mysterious, so I said, "Code compiled, bugs evicted, survived." He stared at me for
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You ever notice how people use five words to dodge awkward questions? Like, I asked my friend about his love life, and he hits me with, "Dating, exploring, still figuring out." Translation: "I have no idea what I'm doing, and I'm praying it all magically falls into place." It's the
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