6 Jokes For 45 Second

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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I told my cat it could catch its tail in 45 seconds or less. It's still trying to figure out the strategy.
Why did the stopwatch go to therapy? It had trouble keeping track of its emotions for just 45 seconds.
I asked my computer how long it would take to solve world hunger. It said 45 seconds, but then it crashed trying to order pizza online.
I tried to write a novel in 45 seconds. It turned out to be a short story.
Why did the math book look sad after 45 seconds? It had too many problems.
I told my plants they could grow to full height in 45 seconds. Now they give me disappointed looks every day.

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