7 Jokes For 45 Second

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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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I tried to meditate for 45 seconds. I achieved inner peace until my phone rang.
I tried to set a world record for the fastest joke-telling. It took me 45 seconds to crack it.
I challenged my GPS to find the quickest route in 45 seconds. It's been recalculating ever since.
I told my wife I could do anything in 45 seconds. She handed me a list of chores. Challenge accepted!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He could stand in a field for 45 seconds without getting bored.
I tried to do a magic trick in 45 seconds. It was a disappearing act, but my audience blinked and missed it.
I challenged my friend to a staring contest for 45 seconds. Turns out, we both blinked at the same time.

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