6 Public Health People Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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I told my friend, 'I'm thinking of starting a health blog.' The public health person added, 'That's a good idea – it's a viral market!
I asked the public health worker how they stay so calm during outbreaks. They replied, 'I guess I've just got good 'pandemic' management!
I asked the public health officer for advice on avoiding colds. They said, 'Just catch your sneezes with a tissue, not with your social life!
I asked the public health expert for advice on staying healthy. They said, 'Just don't take life too seriously – it's not covered by insurance!
I told my friend, 'I'm on a seafood diet – I see food, and I eat it.' The public health person chimed in, 'I'm on a flu-see diet – I see flu, and I prevent it!
I told my friend, 'I've got a joke about public health, but it's an 'inside' joke.' They replied, 'Well, I hope it doesn't go viral!

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