5 Public Health People Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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The Germophobic Extremist

Living in a bubble vs. living life
I asked a germophobic friend to join me for a picnic. They showed up with a hazmat suit and their own set of sanitized grass. I just wanted a sandwich.

The Conspiracy Theorist Against Flu Shots

Believing in aliens but not vaccines
These anti-vax conspiracy theorists are against flu shots but totally okay with taking advice from a guy who wears a tinfoil hat. Because logic.

The Overly Cautious Public Health Enthusiast

Balancing health and the fear of everyday objects
I asked a health freak if they wanted to go out for ice cream, and they said, "Only if it's lactose-free, gluten-free, sugar-free, and guilt-free." I took them to the freezer aisle.

The Health App Addict

Steps vs. Sanity
I asked a health app addict how they stay fit. They said, "I do three sets of swiping left on dating apps every morning. It's a full-body workout for my fingers.

The Fitness Guru with a Sweet Tooth

Abs vs. Donuts
I asked a fitness freak about their cheat day. They said, "I cheat on my diet every day. It's just that my abs are really good at keeping secrets.

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