5 Jokes For Promotion

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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The Office Brown-Noser

When the brown-noser realizes promotions aren't based on the scent of your perfume.
They told me to network for a promotion. I thought they meant with computers. Now I'm the office IT guy with no idea how to fix anything.

The Cynical Veteran

When the seasoned employee realizes promotions aren't based on experience but on who can smile the brightest.
They said, "Dress for the job you want." So, I showed up in my pajamas. Now I'm the Chief Comfort Officer.

The Office Rebel

When the rebel thinks a promotion means they can finally break all the rules.
I asked for a promotion, and they handed me a broom. Apparently, I'm the new Sweeping Success Manager.

The Overworked Intern

When the intern thinks "promotion" is just a fancy word for "more work".
I asked for a promotion, and they gave me a pat on the back. Now I'm officially the office chiropractor.

The Office Prankster

When the prankster believes a promotion is just a way to get more people to fall for their jokes.
They told me to climb the corporate ladder for a promotion. So, I bought a ladder, decorated it with glitter, and now I'm the office decorator.

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