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Promotions are like winning the lottery, except instead of a big check, you get a slightly fancier title and the privilege of attending more meetings. Jackpot!
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Have you ever noticed that the higher up you go in the corporate ladder, the more acronyms they throw at you? I got a promotion, and suddenly I'm fluent in a language that sounds like alphabet soup.
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They say with great power comes great responsibility, but with a promotion, it's more like with great power comes an inbox that never stops growing. I'm starting to think responsibility is just a fancy word for "endless emails.
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Getting a promotion is like upgrading from a flip phone to a smartphone. Suddenly, you have all these new features, but you're still trying to figure out how to mute your boss during a conference call.
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Getting a promotion is like leveling up in a video game. You unlock new powers, but your boss is still the final boss, and HR is like the tutorial level you never asked for.
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Getting a promotion is like upgrading to a first-class seat on the career rollercoaster. Sure, the ride is smoother, but you still can't escape the occasional loop-de-loop of office drama.
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You ever notice how job promotions are a lot like getting extra toppings on a pizza? Suddenly, you're not just a regular employee; you're the supreme with extra responsibility.
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You know you've made it in the corporate world when your job title is so long that it doesn't fit on your business card. I recently got a promotion, and now my card looks like the opening credits of a Marvel movie.
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Promotions are a bit like getting upgraded to a larger-sized shirt. Sure, it's a better fit, but now you're expected to fill it out with confidence and a well-prepared PowerPoint presentation.
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