9 Jokes For Professor X

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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Why did Professor X refuse to play hide-and-seek? He always knew where everyone was hiding!
Why did Professor X avoid the bakery? He didn't knead anyone else's thoughts!
What's Professor X's favorite part of a computer? The 'brain' of the system!
Why did Professor X excel at poker? Because he could always read minds and never had to bluff!
Why did Professor X join the band? He wanted to play 'mind' music!
What did Professor X say when asked about his retirement plans? 'I'll be in the 'mindfulness' business!
Why did Professor X go to the airport? He heard they were giving away free 'thoughts'!
Why did Professor X dislike scary movies? He already knew the plot twist!
What's Professor X's favorite part of a book? The 'mind-bending' climax!

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