8 Jokes About Probability

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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I attended a probability seminar, but the chances of me understanding it were highly unlikely!
Why was the statistics book so confident? Because it had a high degree of certainty!
Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
I used to be a math teacher, but then I realized my probability of happiness was higher as a comedian!
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river? It was three feet deep on average!
Why did the probability matrix break up with the statistics equation? They were too dependent on each other!
I tried to solve the probability puzzle, but it was a complex situation. Now, I'm just confused – probably.
Why did the statistician take a ruler to bed? To measure their sleep regression!

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