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The probability of having a quiet, peaceful night's sleep when you have a pet is like trying to teach a cat to fetch – it sounds great in theory, but in reality, you're just there, tossing a ball and wondering if you'll ever get some shut-eye.
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Probability is like that friend who always says they'll show up at a party but never does. You're just there, waiting for it to happen, but in the end, you're left hanging like, "Oh, probability, you did it again!
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Probability is the only thing that gets me through grocery shopping. Will I remember everything on the list? Well, there's a 70% chance I'll forget at least one thing, and it's usually the one thing I went to the store for in the first place.
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The probability of your phone battery lasting the entire day is like trying to keep a balloon from floating away – you start the day with full enthusiasm, but by noon, it's already losing altitude.
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Trying to predict the weather feels like dealing with a moody teenager. "Is it going to rain?" Well, the forecast says there's a 50% chance, but we all know that's just meteorologists hedging their bets. Bring an umbrella just in case, or risk a surprise shower.
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Ever notice the probability of your favorite snack being sold out at the grocery store increases exponentially when you've been craving it all day? It's like the universe has a mischievous sense of humor.
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Calculating the probability of making it through a Monday morning meeting without yawning is like attempting advanced calculus in your head. Spoiler alert: the odds are not in your favor.
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You know you're an adult when you start calculating the probability of getting a seat on the train during rush hour. It's like playing a strategic game of human Tetris – squeeze in here, avoid eye contact there, and hope for the best.
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Trying to guess the probability of successfully assembling IKEA furniture is a lot like attempting a Rubik's Cube blindfolded – you think you've got it, but in the end, you're left with a chair that looks more abstract art than functional seating.
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