7+ Best One Liners Jokes For prison guard

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What did the prison guard say to the vegetable thief? 'Lettuce romaine calm!

I asked the prison guard if he knew any good jokes. He said, 'I've got a captive audience!

Why did the prison guard become a tour guide? He was great at showing people around the cell-block!

I tried to tell a joke to the prison guard, but he said, 'Save it for the cell-f!

I told the prison guard I wanted to leave early. He said, 'Sorry, it's not an early release program!

How do prison guards keep in touch? Through cell phones!

I told the prison guard I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. He said, 'Well, you've already got the bars for it!

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