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Why did Teddy Roosevelt never get lost? Because he always knew the Roosevelt!
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Why did George Washington never tell a lie? Because he couldn't fib-ricate!
Founding Fathers' Deals
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I was shopping for Presidents Day, and the sales clerk told me they were offering discounts inspired by the Founding Fathers. I thought, Great, so I can get a three-cornered hat at a bargain price? Because nothing screams 'patriotism' like a hat that makes you look like you're auditioning for a role in a historical reenactment.
Presidents Day
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You know, Presidents Day is the one day a year where we celebrate our nation's leaders by taking advantage of incredible mattress sales. Because nothing says, I respect you, George Washington, like getting a good night's sleep on a memory foam mattress you got for half price.
Presidential Pets
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I heard some presidents had unusual pets, like alligators and raccoons. I thought, maybe I should get a pet to honor Presidents Day. So, I adopted a goldfish. Because nothing says 'presidential' like a pet that has a three-second memory.
Presidential Puns
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I decided to honor Presidents Day by coming up with presidential puns. Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? Because it was getting too clingy. I'm here all night, folks – or at least until my approval ratings drop.
Commander-in-Chief of Snacks
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I celebrated Presidents Day by binge-watching political dramas. I figured it was the closest I could get to understanding the challenges of being the Commander-in-Chief while sitting on my couch, mastering the art of presidential snacking with a bag of potato chips.
Presidential Resolutions
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I made a list of resolutions for Presidents Day. Number one: Be more decisive, like a president signing bills. Number two: Master the art of diplomacy, especially when deciding where to order takeout. And number three: Finally learn the words to the national anthem – it's been on my to-do list since kindergarten.
Political Pajamas
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For Presidents Day, I bought pajamas with little presidential faces on them. Now, every night, I can choose who I want to lead me into dreamland. It's like a democratic slumber party, and I'm the only voter.
Constitutional Cooking
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I tried cooking a traditional Presidents Day meal, but I couldn't find any historical recipes. So, I just made a dish and called it Constitutional Casserole. It's got a little bit of everything, just like the Constitution.
Presidential Workout Plan
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You know, on Presidents Day, I decided to follow a workout routine inspired by our presidents. I call it the Executive Exercise. It involves a lot of sitting, a little bit of golf, and occasionally saying, I cannot tell a lie, I hate burpees.
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