5 Jokes About Presidents Day

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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The Overzealous Campaign Manager

Trying to convince people that Presidents Day is the perfect time to campaign for your favorite historical president.
Campaigning on Presidents Day is tough. I tried handing out flyers at a parade, but everyone thought I was just giving away more useless political promises.

The Disgruntled History Teacher

Teaching about presidents on Presidents Day is as exciting as watching paint dry.
Teaching about George Washington and the cherry tree on Presidents Day is like telling kids about Santa Claus and his flying sleigh on Christmas – a hard sell.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing that Presidents Day is a government plot to distract us from the real issues.
You know it's a conspiracy when Presidents Day and National Toothache Day fall on the same date. I'm convinced they're trying to distract us with discounted dental floss.

The Time-Traveling Tourist

A tourist from the past or future experiencing the confusion of modern-day Presidents Day celebrations.
I brought a president from the 1800s to witness Presidents Day today. He asked, "Where are the horse-drawn carriages?" I pointed to the electric scooters and said, "They upgraded.

The Unimpressed Kid

Presidents Day interferes with the fun, and kids couldn't care less about dead presidents.
Presidents Day is the one day I wish my history book had a laugh track. Maybe then, learning about the 27th president's bathtub adventures would be entertaining.

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