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Ah, snack time in Pre-K. A time of peace, right? Wrong! It's a battleground out there. I've seen kids negotiate snack trades like they're brokering million-dollar deals on Wall Street. "I'll give you half my apple slices for those goldfish crackers," they say, with the seriousness of a seasoned negotiator.
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I visited a Pre-K art exhibition the other day. Yes, you heard me right, an art exhibition. And let me tell you, it was an emotional rollercoaster. One painting looked like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece, and I'm thinking, "Did Timmy just out-Pollock Pollock?" But then, right next to it, was
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Have you seen the fashion shows these Pre-K kids put on? I swear, every morning drop-off feels like I'm walking the red carpet at a mini Met Gala. Little Sofia is rocking her tutu like she's about to grace the cover of Vogue. And don't get me started on little
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You ever think about how they call it "Pre-K"? Like, it's supposed to be preparing kids for kindergarten, right? But let's be real. These kids are coming out of there acting like they're ready to take over the world. I mean, last time I checked, I wasn’t reading Tolstoy or
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