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So, prek teaches kids to share, right? But as adults, we're like, "I don't remember agreeing to share my fries. This is a private fry-economy, and I'm not taking any investors.
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So, prek, preschool, whatever you call it – it's basically a tiny human social experiment. We send our kids there, and the next thing you know, they're forming alliances over who gets the red crayon. It's like a mini United Nations with snack time negotiations.
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You ever notice how "prek" sounds like the secret password to adulthood? Like, you finally hit a certain age, and someone leans in and whispers, "Psst, the prek to adulting is paying bills and pretending to understand taxes.
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Have you ever noticed that the only time "napping" is socially acceptable is during a flight or when you're a preschooler? It's like, "Oh, you're napping? Must be nice. I'll just be over here adulting.
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's the little things, like, "Check out this high-performance, non-scratch scrubber. Oh, the excitement!
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You ever think about how when we were kids, our biggest worry was whether we'd get a turn on the swing during recess? Now, as adults, our biggest worry is whether we'll ever swing back into the job market after a midlife crisis.
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I've realized that adulthood is just a never-ending game of "Simon says," but with bills and responsibilities. "Simon says pay your rent. Simon says file your taxes. Simon says adulting is overrated." Oops, you're out if you didn't do that last one!
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Remember when "nap time" was a thing in prek? Now, as adults, it's called "napping on the couch pretending to watch TV," and it's a skill we've perfected.
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You know you're adulting when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, "This sponge is so amazing; it practically cleaned up my student loan debt. If only it worked on my credit score too!
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